Icky Beastly

Your name is Beastly and your kokoro is brokoro right now because you have never been more disgusted than you are at this very moment. You have been disgusted at different intervals- like that one time you learned truffle butter was definitely not food but this trumps everything else. The slime monsters taste like rotting corpses left in the fucking sun for weeks and it'll be a surprise if you still have your tastebuds at this point. What the fuck man. What the fuck. You're going to need an eternity (and maybe some make outs what) to get rid of the goddamn sensation. Yuck.